It was a hot day in Minnesota.
Helga hung out the wash to dry,
put a roast in the oven,then went
downtown to pick up some dry
cleaning.

"Gootness, it's hotter dan hell today"
she mused to herself as she walked
down Main Street. She passed a
tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" So she
walked in and took a seat at the bar.

The bartender walked up and asked her
what she would like to drink.

"Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink
I'll have myself a cold beer."

"Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked.

Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"